Waiter

The bar waiter is a minor character in the Merry Freakin' Christmas!(Movie).

History and Assimilation
The Bar Waiter was seen getting drink orders from customers. When the Santa-Zombie came into the bar room, he came to him and waited for his order. The zombie said brains. The Waiter in return said, "Eating brains dosen't mke you any smarter." Just then, Santa killed him and assimilated him.