Sheriff

Sheriff John Johnson is the main character in the film Merry Freakin' Christmas! He is portrayed by Tim Dixon.

History
Sheriff was first seen in the film denying Emily to go to the dance with a dumb boy named Billy. His wife, Carroll, asked him why he wouldn't let Emily go. Sheriff said that Billy was dumb and he wasn't very fond of him. Then he noticed the UFO crashing into the ground. Sheriff then headed for the Police Station for his night shift and met the Deputy there. Deputy George said that he had a call on the UFO and told Sheriff that he'll hold down the fort. Furious, sheriff left him and found the UFO.

Sheriff then came back and found Deputy asleep. Undaunted, he went to his desk. Carroll came in and told him that she was alerted that Billy is out with Emily. Saying that he will "kill him," he heads out, calling Deputy useless while at it. He got to the Cocktails building and shot the zombies when they tried to attack. As Billy was assimilated, he rose from the floor and tried to infect sheriff. But at the last moment, Emily killed Billy with a pot. The two escaped. Sheriff opened the kitchen outside door, and knocked over Santa-Zombie. Forgetting his hat, he went back to get it, while the zombie was carried off by a car.

Emily and Sheriff came back and told Carroll everything. When she asked if all the zombies were destroyed, Sheriff said "yes".

Trivia

 * He wasn't aware that Santa-Zombie was killed, for now.
 * He had a grudge on Deputy.